tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16984049163780676412024-03-05T11:05:02.871-08:00Contemplative Robot"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." -Groucho MarxHammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-25126143559771048342015-07-25T13:49:00.000-07:002015-07-25T13:51:50.459-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Howdy. Sup fools?<br />
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I'm nearing 51 years old. How freaky is that? I've recently been up front honest with my dad about my problem with booze. It's good. He knows. He's been there. The probability that no one will read this is high. I'm probably gonna just put up a boob pic for this... I'm struggling with my own demons... but I think I've made some progress. Y'all be cool!!!</div>
HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-44187938547576328812014-08-21T10:53:00.002-07:002014-08-21T10:53:28.554-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So. I wish Robin Williams was around to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. I am profoundly disturbed by his passing. I didn't fully realize how much I loved him until he was gone. Perhaps I'm not alone in that. No. I don't think I am.</div>
HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-44195252878786439972014-01-03T14:23:00.000-08:002014-01-03T14:23:00.220-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Well, what the hell? 2014. </div>
HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-67414700191271646242012-12-05T07:12:00.004-08:002012-12-13T08:29:49.938-08:00Princess Leia ruined me.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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My failure is complete when it comes to relationships. I've had many. Lately I've been thinking about all those failures and wondering what the fuck happened. Beer can be blamed for some. I came across this picture recently and it seemed to open my eyes a bit. In 1977 I was 12. I think I was 13 when we finally got around to seeing Star Wars. My brother and I were already in love with Farrah Fawcett. Perhaps it was her that started it all with that red one piece poster. Still hot. But as I look at this pic it stirs something in me. I may have been comparing everyone else to Leia. How unfair. Sassy, strong, beautiful, vulnerable. I've said for many years that I would end up with a woman with dark hairs and dark eyes. 35 years on and I still can't get her out of my head. Thank you Carrie... I think. Therapy anyone?<br />
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So. Here we are on the verge of a new year. I have much to say. We have lost Christopher Hithchens. <br />
I would so like to sit and share a Johnnie Walker Black with that man. He is the biggest inspiration to my current frame of thought. He softened at the end, telling young people to remember the 'love part'. A beautiful man. No capitulation. I will strive to be that strong. Hitch! I love you man!</div>
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Prez Obama supports same sex marriage! Awesome!</div>HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-9204233805014511792012-01-06T10:02:00.000-08:002012-01-06T10:02:30.336-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Lifted from <a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/">http://www.cynical-c.com/</a></span></div>HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-88674092048076138792011-02-10T19:48:00.000-08:002011-02-10T19:48:02.908-08:00My People<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiiG2R-DlwjI8YDh01yicwMsjN29oHx4jHkXtyj-oFA4Vjkt4E2Avcos8Twm8c47J0D6498H3z_NXYITMR89T1FgLGENEvOQoUlFxbHIg7YEh_U4trL4UAbwTayULYhs6fwHp6Rjv4GdE/s1600/Photo+192.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiiG2R-DlwjI8YDh01yicwMsjN29oHx4jHkXtyj-oFA4Vjkt4E2Avcos8Twm8c47J0D6498H3z_NXYITMR89T1FgLGENEvOQoUlFxbHIg7YEh_U4trL4UAbwTayULYhs6fwHp6Rjv4GdE/s320/Photo+192.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Religion is bullshit.</div>HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-67577677978401523982011-02-09T19:31:00.000-08:002011-02-09T20:07:33.192-08:005 G Molly<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR9bQOQ5KsvBKZujO_9Bw6ycBphyphenhyphendXBmEg5vmmP9rQLUOwP-bHdVFmTnLWRX_lVqVyET2GyQcug7fjMxaUuhhTm1SmhUZnFu0ce5Dk4-rV_FCC8K4Z_QQj1QBP3uocjX_zyWmsFgWASAI/s1600/DSCN0378.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR9bQOQ5KsvBKZujO_9Bw6ycBphyphenhyphendXBmEg5vmmP9rQLUOwP-bHdVFmTnLWRX_lVqVyET2GyQcug7fjMxaUuhhTm1SmhUZnFu0ce5Dk4-rV_FCC8K4Z_QQj1QBP3uocjX_zyWmsFgWASAI/s320/DSCN0378.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Years ago I joined the 5 Litre Guinness Club. A very cool lady at the Dog & Bone started the club and one night it just seemed like the thing to do. 5 litres of G will make you very happy. Recently my buddy, Bender, and I stopped by the joint to have a few beers. It's cool that some things don't change. 5G Molly was still there and we had a blast. Bender and I shot a bunch of darts and some pool and had a fairly copious amount of beer. We also had to refuse an underage bimbo that thought she could wile us with her womanly ways into purchasing a beverage for her. We are far too sophisticated for such. So here we are chillin with 5G Molly and our perfectly poured Gs. M is practicing for an official Guinness pouring contest which we believe she will win. Cheers Molly!</div>HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-38361081297785944262010-10-19T14:01:00.000-07:002010-11-30T12:48:49.563-08:00The Out Campaign.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-pGl7SEEw5ZwDll5KT3VsYrRtUVD8RTJ0obJWJ30l1fZPrS_k33iguc1dzO1tCatBM4pPrEA1uY7YW-u4c1gT_GNnaZJwZC3HmyoSszzSUMCg9TMAP-C8Ix8MYoGGE9AYOzWhtQkoMko/s1600/Atheist.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-pGl7SEEw5ZwDll5KT3VsYrRtUVD8RTJ0obJWJ30l1fZPrS_k33iguc1dzO1tCatBM4pPrEA1uY7YW-u4c1gT_GNnaZJwZC3HmyoSszzSUMCg9TMAP-C8Ix8MYoGGE9AYOzWhtQkoMko/s320/Atheist.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Well I'm out. I no more believe in a god than I believe in <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">fairy tales</span>. If faith is such a big part of religion, then it should remain faith and not try to weasel itself under the umbrella of science. I think it's the funniest and most stupid thing believers could have done. 'My faith is so weak on it's own that I need science to back me up.' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Hitchens</span>, Myers and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Dawkins</span> are awesome and I'd like to thank them along with many others that have kicked my ass and made me look at the world through truly open eyes. Mr. Plait got the ball rolling however and it was through him and Randi that I was introduced to all of the others. It's nice to be out.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-13604402458970097802010-07-26T20:12:00.000-07:002010-07-26T20:18:27.207-07:00Beer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzOcLcfIf3JjR3my4m3V7q0z08CbYJG47BJ3xWBKa1lfbSAWSmGX6UwSOkiyZoF-R-qTKyfvM2nttyTATqd8ATC1m5k9gXSxzbrGtkmB8g4vcCS-NEpJR1hFt2wD64pGAv9U5puKN3GC0/s1600/cute-funny-animal-pictures-9.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzOcLcfIf3JjR3my4m3V7q0z08CbYJG47BJ3xWBKa1lfbSAWSmGX6UwSOkiyZoF-R-qTKyfvM2nttyTATqd8ATC1m5k9gXSxzbrGtkmB8g4vcCS-NEpJR1hFt2wD64pGAv9U5puKN3GC0/s400/cute-funny-animal-pictures-9.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498419754696420322" /></a><br />I like Beer.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-48511048520275729582010-02-13T05:33:00.001-08:002010-02-13T05:34:15.222-08:00Nuff Said.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBh9sD0nRYu01k2meujBi3xfoIY1MdLAUHSTKmo2b33ZRAzEncVS3_kSn40vdmmHSfc7HVeS4_5FjcloowZyMsPF8LnXC62hS8Ian9eiMrA5guvz9hsNeYu_1tMQ-JEhZdNMVsc1Xoh2M/s1600-h/Atheists.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBh9sD0nRYu01k2meujBi3xfoIY1MdLAUHSTKmo2b33ZRAzEncVS3_kSn40vdmmHSfc7HVeS4_5FjcloowZyMsPF8LnXC62hS8Ian9eiMrA5guvz9hsNeYu_1tMQ-JEhZdNMVsc1Xoh2M/s400/Atheists.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437720845367332434" /></a>HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-50060587536641500892010-02-04T19:41:00.001-08:002010-02-04T19:45:03.283-08:00Avatar<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcr2eUtIdBuwIaeDonJ1rzldmJnnTEPn8nbGPDEyWPhfuvUICd2GmkkxQwR14TRszcvGJE0eOwiOjw55D6ERfsJ87_7_eSs-IOABTsOyLKA2Os0rqZ59W7AJE40a_bEJTVtzHVZ-nsReA/s1600-h/avatar-movie-poster.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcr2eUtIdBuwIaeDonJ1rzldmJnnTEPn8nbGPDEyWPhfuvUICd2GmkkxQwR14TRszcvGJE0eOwiOjw55D6ERfsJ87_7_eSs-IOABTsOyLKA2Os0rqZ59W7AJE40a_bEJTVtzHVZ-nsReA/s400/avatar-movie-poster.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434600313869880722" /></a><br />Well. Here I am. It's been since August. Dang man. I've seen Avatar... a bunch. I love it. If anyone reads this, please comment and share feelings. I'd love some interaction. Y'all be cool.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-46534052985729308222009-08-17T07:54:00.000-07:002009-08-17T07:57:56.839-07:00Take that creationists!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzDHkGiuAnZOvbANj_5BXZ4N0fRzEPJgKylGo5lx1xqi7e95WWntPRk3xbmhzddgF8ZzQJKOFa0sExTX4GfdxONJOUvOAOTSLbR2lhElLf9QVv1ZX3igENnTqiIxbDaaWUITeFNNN9z8M/s1600-h/meloncat.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 388px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzDHkGiuAnZOvbANj_5BXZ4N0fRzEPJgKylGo5lx1xqi7e95WWntPRk3xbmhzddgF8ZzQJKOFa0sExTX4GfdxONJOUvOAOTSLbR2lhElLf9QVv1ZX3igENnTqiIxbDaaWUITeFNNN9z8M/s400/meloncat.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370947087148889010" /></a><br />The next time I get into it with a creationist I'm going to show them this. There is no arguing with Watermelon Cat.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-83951646477626503482009-06-25T11:27:00.000-07:002009-06-25T11:35:31.932-07:00Farrah<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtovqZ0oIsprZkL7TjMkM0V76OPQcZRZek5RK2Uaw8nYrl_7USB0M_WtyFkhAf2GjNIwX9UdCatDwIEAGAkda8gZOe0SraD0n9NHGh6KhVUlPelouiGpft4l8Klq-EfsIuL_svsiUgVos/s1600-h/farrah-fawcett.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 287px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtovqZ0oIsprZkL7TjMkM0V76OPQcZRZek5RK2Uaw8nYrl_7USB0M_WtyFkhAf2GjNIwX9UdCatDwIEAGAkda8gZOe0SraD0n9NHGh6KhVUlPelouiGpft4l8Klq-EfsIuL_svsiUgVos/s400/farrah-fawcett.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351335193428452370" /></a><br />When I was a teenager I was in love. To this day I have scrapbooks full of pictures of the person I never met but always dreamed about. We watched Charlie's Angels on a small black and white TV and we loved it. My brother and I would kiss the screen when my love was on. Yeah, we were obsessed but we were young and we needed something other than Atari for diversion. I used to tell myself that I would meet her one day. Some dreams are just that. I will remember fondly the years we shared. RIP my love.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-83841055169618021522009-05-25T07:39:00.000-07:002009-05-25T07:44:23.860-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP4wOy8A2byqQHT3CO4zWoUPzeZ6-TejZbYm5ODUoP1vJ_utFlmSoG7kRvGt0lBHGbnROipUdp62-OPTNyzFJgciN2_b6vL4Hzm0bxDzNjmXH-Y5QkdyGgunS4UOdWxuYUK4LQu3-Uauw/s1600-h/atlantis-lands.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP4wOy8A2byqQHT3CO4zWoUPzeZ6-TejZbYm5ODUoP1vJ_utFlmSoG7kRvGt0lBHGbnROipUdp62-OPTNyzFJgciN2_b6vL4Hzm0bxDzNjmXH-Y5QkdyGgunS4UOdWxuYUK4LQu3-Uauw/s400/atlantis-lands.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339772430836197714" /></a><br />Simply awesome. I'm gonna miss these babies. We have grown up in fascinating times. Warp one! Engage!HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-23319249696331610212009-05-15T10:06:00.000-07:002009-05-15T10:13:27.398-07:00The Hubble Telescope<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjamLz-snFK8Cu1E4_ikSF0UsRh7LACexMOjyPk8kM1qG3SA8f1K-Rg5y80cT3r-bP8SieaxKIzdOfm2CdTG1S-EqyjY5KBvaEfS4VFwOyr8e4bje4LlN78nnGLF9F1YMpRiO_InEMGNqw/s1600-h/hubble-telescope.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjamLz-snFK8Cu1E4_ikSF0UsRh7LACexMOjyPk8kM1qG3SA8f1K-Rg5y80cT3r-bP8SieaxKIzdOfm2CdTG1S-EqyjY5KBvaEfS4VFwOyr8e4bje4LlN78nnGLF9F1YMpRiO_InEMGNqw/s400/hubble-telescope.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336099797484012402" /></a><br />I've been watching NASA TV as the 'Nauts are working on the Hubble upgrade. Holy ma-joly! That is one of the coolest things I've seen. Astronaut helmet cam is freakin awesome! The Hub-scope has changed the way we look at the Universe and has been an amazing boon to science. I can only dream of what new and amazing things that baby will discover. Hubble, I salute you. Here's to many more years of tireless endeavor. Live long and prosper.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-12611710944212821092009-04-01T08:48:00.001-07:002009-04-01T08:55:16.131-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk7mC80g2DLlOkxU8rR-hepTijeGtrB4Mrwc5ww0vHlnfLjt8BnEuAsr5XJEvH2-VGOevTksEleOST65zRnw-EXkon8qv6-OTfQ_TPpp5ortVvLBK3jYg6be1J8hsXKEtqBR9unhWQtUg/s1600-h/Tally1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk7mC80g2DLlOkxU8rR-hepTijeGtrB4Mrwc5ww0vHlnfLjt8BnEuAsr5XJEvH2-VGOevTksEleOST65zRnw-EXkon8qv6-OTfQ_TPpp5ortVvLBK3jYg6be1J8hsXKEtqBR9unhWQtUg/s400/Tally1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319752068898929506" /></a><br />I went to Tallahassee to visit relatives over the weekend. It was awesome. I met my 2nd cousin for the first time since he was a few months old and he is a cool dude. This pic is of me and my cousins in front of a very good Mexican restaurant. Thanks for all the fun. We must do it again.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-57517600742593501792009-02-18T18:46:00.000-08:002009-02-18T18:55:27.674-08:00Camping our asses off<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizIkTskmnOr87wDSZDpoYqAaNWSHVGjCEha5h26KnTktDPirajkevpR_IqQXN6OI56vrWsP3UuaYklI_p24dUTAA4jIZClmIsb8d4L9pSC6y_slWEEiPWpWYH3ugL4gSaGy10AmDxYuU0/s1600-h/Camp.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizIkTskmnOr87wDSZDpoYqAaNWSHVGjCEha5h26KnTktDPirajkevpR_IqQXN6OI56vrWsP3UuaYklI_p24dUTAA4jIZClmIsb8d4L9pSC6y_slWEEiPWpWYH3ugL4gSaGy10AmDxYuU0/s400/Camp.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304334455330485074" /></a>So here I am at camp. We found an island near New Smyrna and spent a few days there. We did not catch any fish, not because we suck but because the fishing sucked. Personally, I had a blast. We had plenty of beers and food. We were, however, overloaded and nearly sunk our vessels. Ah the fun of it all. I look forward to our next outing. We will find a new place and we will undoubtedly have a great adventure. I've added some new links in my 'favs'. Check them out. Later.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1698404916378067641.post-11574280423864541612009-02-18T14:12:00.000-08:002009-02-18T18:55:52.665-08:00I wish to be free<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinX_SyKFlTYsmF39GaYIweUPxtawsXLWS-kPpyMHEjO2XS9kyjcyejyNe8YJtm5dblkyx7ea2a8hyphenhyphenZxig0soQIQ4i1FipMKNnMOB4Ygg7EtTTezJeOSdtRytuRcI3dGmWGgMo6NitH4yU/s1600-h/82446466.6ryfkLKb.img_4869.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinX_SyKFlTYsmF39GaYIweUPxtawsXLWS-kPpyMHEjO2XS9kyjcyejyNe8YJtm5dblkyx7ea2a8hyphenhyphenZxig0soQIQ4i1FipMKNnMOB4Ygg7EtTTezJeOSdtRytuRcI3dGmWGgMo6NitH4yU/s400/82446466.6ryfkLKb.img_4869.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304267632766721986" /></a>At that moment, I want to be that bird.HammerBassJohnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11002248895833286507noreply@blogger.com0